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don’t ever talk to me or my nírnaeth arnoediad again

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mairon is good for bitcoin

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Smaug: Well, thief. How about we trade? You seem well mannered, so you may have something that I desire, that I can trade for.

Bilbo: and what is that?

Smaug: all I have is gold, silver, and jewels. I need something to blow my nose in if I sneeze – it’s quite dusty in here. Perhaps if you had a pocket handkerchief, I would be willing to give even the arkenstone for it. 

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no curufin we die like men

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we’re gonna need a bigger valar

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is ñoldor problematic

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I feel like the name “The Battle of the Five Armies” is a misnomer because the orcs and wargs were really on the same side and should only count as one army. The elves, dwarves, and men teamed up at the last minute and maybe count separately, but then it’s still the Battle of the Four armies. 

It’s not me, it’s my hands >.&g…

It’s not me, it’s my hands >.> 

When you’ve found yourself a better plague doctor. Sounds like a betrayal but I’ve been loyal for too long and in vain x)) Every time I make it I remember the words of one of my followers – I am an “artist of moods”. Well, yes. Passed the trial, without a doubt. SWEET DREAMS.

May you always have the same amount of irrepre…

May you always have the same amount of irrepressible energy as this wild guy has! (Kida, Disney’s Atlantis).

Bilbo meeting Smaug

Bilbo: I should talk in riddles. If I’ve learned anything on this adventure, it’s that things that want to kill and eat me love riddles.