secret government agent: say it
me: *spits blood at agents feet*
secret government agent: say dagor bragollach

Pippin: I didn’t think it would end this way.

Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?

Gandalf: Orlando, Florida. Disneyland. The greatest place on earth, Pippin. Epcot. Animal Kingdom. The final resting place of the mortal soul. 

mutuals try this: ~*welcome to my twisted sauron*~

in this house we love and respect crossing the helcaraxë

I had enough sleep and remembered how to make pictures  х))

This cross hits me in my cheekbone, when he up there and spins around flying. He laughs and clamps it in his mouth ©

ñoldor starter pack

my kink is a the tolkien estate files a lawsuit

Tolkien: I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations.

Also Tolkien: Numenor, my island that sinks under a giant wave, is also called Atalantë. Get it? Atalantë? Because that sounds a lot lik

you were named after two of the bravest men I ever knew, gil-galad dagor bragollach potter