the union of maedhros: be careful who you call ugly in middle school

Hey guys if your significant other ever asks you why you chose to be with them, the correct response is not to reply with Gandalf’s line to Frodo, “Such questions cannot be answered. You may be sure that it was not for any merit that others do not possess: not for power or wisdom, at any rate. But you have been chosen, and you must therefore use such strength and heart and wits as you have.”

ñoldor confirmed for 100 dagor bragollaches in a trenchcoat

some people?? use ñoldor?? to cope??

beleg is fake news

@ staff o the siege of utumno waddup
*frantically shoving breadsticks into purse*

Real names tell you the story of the things they belong to

Wait does the Lord of the Rings…belong to Sauron?

wow. so ñoldor. much christopher tolkien disovers another manuscript. very beleg. wow

take this elves and shove it

what would vairë do?