Category: tolkien

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you’ve heard of netflix and chill. now get ready for the doom of mandos and ungoliant

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whatever fëanor does something rashes your the third kinslaying

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you fucked up a perfectly good thingol goes missing is what you did. look at it. it’s got a lawsuit from the tolkien estate.

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Galadriel: I grant you all this lembas. A single bite will fill a man for a day’s journey. 

Pippin: about this lembas – is it more a magic thing, or is there some ingredient in it that’s so filling?

Galadriel: It’s more of a magic thing, i guess. 

Pippin: cool. so can you magic me up some bacon instead? I’ll take magic bacon that keeps me full over some bread, please. 

Merry: me too, thanks. 

Boromir: Did I just hear something about magic bacon?

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oromë: baby come over
yavanna: I can’t I’m dealing with nírnaeth arnoediad
oromë: my parents aren’t home

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these aren’t the the war of wrathes we’re looking for

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*dagor bragollach af* (inception sound)

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mutuals try this: *alatar voice*: fuck what fingolfin said – the only sex gif i will ever reblog

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Galadriel: *handing over phial* May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out

Frodo: what do you mean ‘may it be a light’? Are you saying it might not work? Is this thing defective? Are you giving me trash? 

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not all elves. you’re right the sons of fëanor overreact would never do this