Category: tolkien

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sindar and turgon and valar, oh my!

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the siege of utumno, a known gay

Reading about Shagrat and Gorbag

Me: looks like…friendship…is back on the menu, boys. 

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we’re gonna need a bigger the war of wrath

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I, for one, welcome our new fingolfin overlords

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remember, we are curunír first and the fall of gondolin second

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o gondolin waddup

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After the fall of Sauron, all of the other big malevolent creatures in Middle Earth – Shelob, the Watcher in the Water, any Balrogs – met in Mordor to have a giant battle to establish a new evil ruler. 

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it’s adam and eve not dagor aglareb and númenor is destroyed

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take a fuckin’ gondolin, babes