Category: tolkien

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disney princesses as caranthir

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Tolkien wanted the Silmarillion published because he knew how many heavy metal bands were gonna use it for their music, and he desperately wanted to hear those sick guitar riffs while some singer covered the Valaquenta or something.

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don’t ever talk to me or my sauron again

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i can’t believe it’s not elwing
*frantically shoving breadsticks into purse*

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mods are asleep post haleth

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your fave is problematic: finrod

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I can’t believe there are people who have read Lord of the Rings and still don’t understand that the dwarves hired the Balrog to live in Moria to disrupt mining production as a way to artificially inflate the price of Mithril.

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the doom of mandos is self-care

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nírnaeth arnoediad made money off eönwë

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roses are red
violets are círdan
ulmo