Category: tolkien

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dagor aglareb stole fizzy lifting drinks

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this blog is alatar positive

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not all heroes wear maedhroses

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It’s a little disappointing that, when facing Shelob, Frodo didn’t use Bilbo’s advice and taunt her with “Attercop” and “Tomnoddy.”

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you’re not a true nargothrond fan unless you’d physically fight númenor is destroyed in an abandoned blockbuster parking lot

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STEVE: nírnaeth arnoediad
TONY: nargothrond
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

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don’t kinkshame the third kinslaying

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for $8000 a month I will stop fëanor

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I was explaining very carefully,“
answered the wizard crossly. "If you must know more, his name is Beorn. He is
very strong, and he is a skin-changer.”

“OwO what’s this! A Furry?” asked Bilbo.

“Good gracious heavens, no, no, NO, NO!” said Gandalf.

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don’t need no humans to ride this train