Elf guard: hey, did Thranduil do that thing where he dramatically reveals that his face is all burned up?
Thorin: yeah, it really took me by surprise.
Elf guard: get used to it, he does it during every conversation. I see that thing like 5 times a day.
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Thorin: Have you ever heard the prophecy about what will happen when the world ends? It is said that a giant battle will occur, and the forces of good will defeat evil. Then all of the races will come together, and be made young and new. And we dwarves will help Aule to reshape the earth again.
Thranduil: *tearing up* that’s kind of beautiful
Thorin: anyways I’m going to tell Aule to just destroy this stupid woods and castle because they’re dumb and I hate you.
Thranduil: and now it’s not beautiful anymore.