Category: The Prancing Pony

I certainly hope that King Elessar still returned to the Prancing Pony for a pint every few years.

Gandalf: May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years. 

Barliman: Can you also do something about my appetizers? I don’t just sell ale

Gandalf: *sigh* may your beer cheese dip be as cheesy and delicious as possible for 7 years…

I know Gandalf is being nice when he tells Butterbur, “May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!” But what happens after those years? Does the beer just start to go downhill? What happens when all of the customers get angry and start going to other places? Either bless a place forever, or don’t bother. 

Is hobbit-sized food cheaper at the Prancing Pony? Or do they have to pay full price for an entree. That would be a huge rip off, just saying.

*Frodo reaches out for ring, it lands on his finger and he turns invisible*

Drunk Guy: I’ll have what he’s having!

*laugh track*

Sucks for the other bars in Bree that didn’t get any free publicity after Frodo published his book