Category: shelob

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After the fall of Sauron, all of the other big malevolent creatures in Middle Earth – Shelob, the Watcher in the Water, any Balrogs – met in Mordor to have a giant battle to establish a new evil ruler. 

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Me: obviously shelob counts as a kaiju. But what about the Balrog? Does that feel right to you?

Barber: I meant what are you thinking about in terms of a haircut.

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It’s a little disappointing that, when facing Shelob, Frodo didn’t use Bilbo’s advice and taunt her with “Attercop” and “Tomnoddy.”

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The name “Shelob” leads me to believe that she was originally a giant female lobster, but was apparently changed to a spider at the last moment. 

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The orcs of Cirith Ungol refer to Shelob as “Her Ladyship,” which isn’t a word I’d really expect orcs to be familiar with

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Hey, so I’m gonna be bringing some people over in a little bit, and I need you to do me a no-questions-asked favor and eat them, okay? If you can only eat one of them, make it the smaller one. I can’t tell you why. Just eat them, but not any of their stuff, okay? I..uhh…need it. I’m sure they’re delicious, you’ll love it. I’ll explain later. 

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If Tolkien wanted LotR to be a prehistory to our modern times, why did he leave Shelob alive? I am 100% certain I would know about a giant living spider, or a species of giant spiders living in a forest. And also I would never leave my house.