Category: sauron

Real names tell you the story of the things they belong to

Wait does the Lord of the Rings…belong to Sauron?

Did Sauron think that dwarves were better than men and he only needed seven dwarf wraiths to equal nine human wraiths? Or did he not like dwarves as much so he didn’t bother getting as many?

If you’re one of those people who think that Balrogs have wings because of quotes like them “flying from Thangorodrim” and “the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings,” you also have to believe that Sauron is into vore because Faramir says that he is “a destroyer who would devour all.”

Look the fact is the only way to stop a bad guy with a ring of power is a good guy with a ring of power



There is only one lord of the rings, and he does not share power. Well, he imbues his power into other things and controls them, which is kind of a way of sharing power – it’s going to be his undoing, it’s kind of cool actually. But anyways, where was I going with this?

Sauron’s power was in the one ring. Frodo threw the ring into lava. Now Sauron’s power is infused into the geological body of middle earth. That was his plan all along. So obvious.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. But if you live near a necromancer who is secretly Sauron, it’s not a big deal if you don’t know a ton about him or what he’s up to. He’s not bothering anyone. 

Denethor: I asked Sauron to look into Aragorn’s history. Sauron is a great guy by the way. Aragorn claims to be a dunedain and a descendent from the true kings of Gondor but the only proof he can give is from an elf who’s never even been to Gondor and doesn’t know anything about us. Aragorn is just trying to overthrow me using fake information. I’m the true king of Gondor. 

The english version of the “one ring to rule them all” speech rhymes because Sauron wrote that version right after writing the Black Speech version because he cared about coming across as dramatic everyone that heard that poem.