Category: sauron

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After the fall of Sauron, all of the other big malevolent creatures in Middle Earth – Shelob, the Watcher in the Water, any Balrogs – met in Mordor to have a giant battle to establish a new evil ruler. 

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Frodo: The ring is mine!

Sam: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy Sauron, not join him!

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Before he cut the ring off of Sauron’s finger, Isildur taunted him by saying that Sauron reminded him of some really hot guy that apparently gave out rings of power and collaborated with Celebrimbor, but obviously they weren’t the same person because that guy was super good looking. 

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Hi everyone and welcome to a new episode of Forged in Fire. Today we’re gonna be asking our smiths to forge something a little different – we’re asking them to make Rings of Power. That’s right, we brought in lava all the way from Orodruin for this challenge. They have just 3 hours to create rings imbued with the power to corrupt and overwhelm anyone from the race of their choosing, except dwarves obviously. Let’s get started!

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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Apparently Sauron was a Necromancer, so…yes? I think so? It’s not very clear but I’m gonna go with yes, as long as you’re okay with necromancy. 

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Gandalf: I’ve located the One Ring. We should marshal the forced of elves, men, and dwarves into an army to attach Mordor and destroy the ring and Sauron once and for all. 

Elrond: An alliance of elves, men, and dwarves? In this economy? We can afford to pay like, 9 people to do this. 

Gandalf: Okay, I have another idea then. 

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In order to distract Sauron, Gandalf and Aragorn had a bunch of op-eds published in the New Middle Earth Times about how they were gonna kick his ass on the battlefield, and even though Sauron said he never read that newspaper it was obvious that he did, and all of this helped Frodo sneak undetected into Mordor. 

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“It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth.”

The Music of the Aunir is the history of Middle Earth. Well, Beleriand drowned. And then Numenor drowned. So I guess the history of Middle Earth is for things to drown? Honestly it makes sense. Maybe Sauron was supposed to get the ring, so Iluvatar could down everything else. 

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Not sure why people are so interested in Aragorn’s tax policy when I am infinitely more interested in Sauron’s tax policy had he won the war. 

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A lovely commission of Sauron, done for me by CsanikaInferna on DA. Art credit goes to them. Please check out their art, they are really wonderful <3.