Category: rohan

Theoden: My body is broken. I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed. I felled the black serpent. A grim morn, and a glad day, and a golden sunset. 

*Theoden goes to meet his forefathers*

Forefathers: Ayyy mate you killed the serpent but your niece totally got the Witch-King. We can’t wait for her to die so she can come and hang out with us. If only you were born a lady, you could have killed him. All’s well, come and have some mead while we wait for Éowyn to die. Wooh!

I always forget that Rohan is north of Gondor because I associate Rohan with cowboys and Gondor with like, city folk, and it’s weird thinking about cowboys living north of the city folk, you know? It just feels like they should be in the warmer south. 

Is there any proof that Minas Tirith had court jesters? Edoras? What about Angband? Did Morgoth have some orc prance around when he was feeling gloomy? 

Rohirrim: an evil witch lives in those woods! we dare not go in there!

Aragorn: you guys, she’s not that bad.


Galadriel: oh man, I wanna be a dark queen ruling over these lands so badly…

Triggering the Rohirrim: A Step-by-Step Guide

  1. “Horse-master”
  2. Horse-master
  3. Horse… master…

Rohan army charing: For death!

Merry: personally I want to live but I hope you all get what you want!

Due to increasing militaristic threats, Gondor and Rohan are reportedly enforcing strict economic sanctions against Mordor.

Lord of the Rings Poster series by DreamMachinePrints

1. The Shire
2. Rivendell
3. Rohan
4. Gondor
5. Mount Doom
6. Lake Town

The Lord of the Rings artwork series by Max Beech Creative

1. The road goes ever on and on
2. You shall not pass
3. No man can kill me

Travel Poster from The Lord Of the Rings and the Hobbit – Tolkien by PasspArt (Allen Brockbank), Etsy

1. Bag End
2. Bag End
3. The Argonath
4. Rohan
5. Gondor
6. Helm’s Deep
7. Erebor
8. Mirkwood