Galadriel: I grant you all this lembas. A single bite will fill a man for a day’s journey.
Pippin: about this lembas – is it more a magic thing, or is there some ingredient in it that’s so filling?
Galadriel: It’s more of a magic thing, i guess.
Pippin: cool. so can you magic me up some bacon instead? I’ll take magic bacon that keeps me full over some bread, please.
Merry: me too, thanks.
Boromir: Did I just hear something about magic bacon?
Pippin: I didn’t think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take.
Pippin: Thank you, that’s beautiful.
Gandalf: *taking out dagger* Some sooner than others…
Elrond: The Company of the Ring shall be Nine; and the Nine Walkers shall be set against the Nine Riders that are evil.
Pippin: Which of us is set against the Witch King specifically? I don’t want it to be me. Merry can do it, though.
Kind of a dick move for Gandalf to tell Pippin about Valinor considering 1) Gandalf has no idea where Hobbits go when they die and 2) Pippin won’t even get to go there anyways because he’s not a ringbearer.
Galadriel: And what gift would suit you, master dwarf?
Gimli: if it’s not too much, I ask the lady for a single strand of hair.
Galadriel: I shall grant you 3 hairs, master dwarf.
Sam: Hey, can iIexchange this box of dirt for some hair, too?
Merry and Pippin: Us too! We’d love a few strands, if you please.
Aragorn: I’ll take 4.
Legolas: I already have a bow, so can I have trade the one you gave me for 6 strands?
Frodo: I’m the ringbearer so I think I deserve at least 10 hairs.
As a Took, Pippin continued the family tradition of being wealthy, by opening Middle Earth’s first all-you-can-eat-buffet in Gondor. It was incredibly successful.
Pippin: I couldn’t think of e-lessar person to be king!
King Aragorn: that’s the 10th time you’ve made that joke.