Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey – Nazgul wants to eat Thedoen.
Do not come between the Nazgul and his play – Eowyn tries to stop the Nazgul’s production of Hamilton.
Do not come between the Nazgul and his pay – Nazgul favors lower taxes.
Do not come between the Nazgul and his pray – lawsuit about the Nazgul worshipping at school.
The Nazgul being lost and helpless in the Shire is a metaphor for how difficult it is to be out in the farmland and have your cell phone lose service. That’s the message Tolkien was trying to convey.
Whenever anyone compliments a piece of my clothing, my immediate response to to say “Thanks! It gives shape to my nothingness.” Which is why I no longer get a lot compliments anymore.
Wait the Witch King just killed Theoden? The same Witch King that wouldn’t attack an inn in Bree because people were laughing and there were lights? He killed fucking Theoden? Tolkien what the hell this is bullshit. The nazgul are stupid.
Varda: aww yeah baby, light always beats darkness
Morgoth: this is bullshit
Girl: say something naughty
Me: um….uh…come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye
If the Nazgul didn’t wear the black robes, they’d be invisible, which would make them even more deadly and scary. But they’d be able to see each other being naked and it would probably be super awkward for them. That’s why they wear the robes.
My dad: when I turned on your faucet I noticed it makes a ton of noise as the water come out.
Me: yeah I think there’s some air in the pipes.
My dad: you want me to try and fix that? It’s pretty loud and screechy
Me: nope. I’m fine with it as it is.
My Dad: what? Why?
Me: it sounds like a nazgul.
My dad: *sigh*
Human King: So, you want me to wear this gold ring? Don’t you have one in black onyx or stainless steel? Like, you know gold rings mean something, and I’m married so now I’d have two.
Sauron: Just shut up and put it on.