Galadriel: And what gift would suit you, master dwarf?
Gimli: if it’s not too much, I ask the lady for a single strand of hair.
Galadriel: I shall grant you 3 hairs, master dwarf.
Sam: Hey, can iIexchange this box of dirt for some hair, too?
Merry and Pippin: Us too! We’d love a few strands, if you please.
Aragorn: I’ll take 4.
Legolas: I already have a bow, so can I have trade the one you gave me for 6 strands?
Frodo: I’m the ringbearer so I think I deserve at least 10 hairs.
Treebeard: real names tell you the story of the thing they belong to.
Merry: oh. So what’s your real name?
Treebeard: it’s OldTree-Beenhereforaverylongtimeandimkindofinchargebutmypeoplearedyingsoidontdoverymuchanymore
Merry: I have a suggestion that I think none of you have thought of yet.
Elrond: This Council is important, little Hobbit. We do not have time-
Boromir: Let the little one speak, I am interested.
Merry: I think we should arrest Sauron for murder. He would never see that coming.
Elrond: I told you.
Hobbits: A Summary
Frodo: What are you doing?
Merry: Sausages, tomatoes, nice crispy bacon!
Sam: We saved some for you, Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: Put it out, you fools! Put it out!
Pippin: Oh, that’s nice… Ash on my tomatoes!
— This scene gives me life.
Rohan army charing: For death!
Merry: personally I want to live but I hope you all get what you want!
Aragorn: You can call me Strider
Merry: Your name is Strider?
Pippin: Like that’s what your parents called you? A description? Before you could even walk, they called you Strider?
Aragorn: Okay fine, you can call me Aragorn. Just shut up.