People think of Hobbits as very simple, but they’re apparently constantly building things that are round and made of wood. Round doors, round door frames, rounded corridors, etc. Doesn’t that take a ton of math like trigonometry? Are Hobbits really good at math? Can someone confirm this for me?
Men: Sauron taking over
Elves: Sauron taking over
Dwarves: Sauron taking over
Wizards: Sauron taking over
What’s with people in Middle Earth and long hair? Aragorn is a ranger and a warrior. Shouldn’t he want a buzz cut or something that’s gonna be less messy? At least the Hobbits understand.
I know the Hobbits were sort of impressed with lembas, but shouldnt they view it in horror? A food that fills you up and makes you less likely to eat 10 times a day? That’s terrible!
“The sun rose. The hobbits rose rather later”
You guys can have your elves, and men, and heroes, and wizards. I’ve found my people.
At the start of the Lord of the Rings
Hobbits: It’s not fair that Bilbo has seemingly everlasting age and wealth. It will have to be paid for in some way!
At the end of the Lord of the Rings
Bilbo: Bye everyone! I’m off to what is basically heaven on earth to die of a bliss overload! Life’s been good.