Category: hobbits


People think of Hobbits as very simple, but they’re apparently constantly building things that are round and made of wood. Round doors, round door frames, rounded corridors, etc. Doesn’t that take a ton of math like trigonometry? Are Hobbits really good at math? Can someone confirm this for me?

Everyone’s Biggest Fear

Men: Sauron taking over

Elves: Sauron taking over

Dwarves: Sauron taking over

Wizards: Sauron taking over

Hobbits: Poetry




What’s with people in Middle Earth and long hair? Aragorn is a ranger and a warrior. Shouldn’t he want a buzz cut or something that’s gonna be less messy? At least the Hobbits understand.


I know the Hobbits were sort of impressed with lembas, but shouldnt they view it in horror? A food that fills you up and makes you less likely to eat 10 times a day? That’s terrible!


“The sun rose. The hobbits rose rather later”

You guys can have your elves, and men,  and heroes, and wizards. I’ve found my people.

undomiel: Don’t go where I can’t follow.


Don’t go where I can’t follow.

zhirley: I don’t think he knows about second…


I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

rosedewson: #when people ask me ‘what’s lord…


#when people ask me ‘what’s lord of the rings/hobbit?’


At the start of the Lord of the Rings

Hobbits: It’s not fair that Bilbo has seemingly everlasting age and wealth. It will have to be paid for in some way!

At the end of the Lord of the Rings

Bilbo: Bye everyone! I’m off to what is basically heaven on earth to die of a bliss overload! Life’s been good.