Category: gimli

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Aragorn: We seek two of our friends whom the orcs had taken. They would appear small to you, like children. 

Eomer: We counted all of the dead, and there were no children among them.

Gimli: They weren’t children, they were halflings!

Eomer: Halflings! Those were just a legend to us! They’re real?

Aragorn: Yes, they are. 

Eomer: According to the old stories I’d heard about Halflings, they were hunted by the men of Rohan. I’d heard that they were delicious to eat. Is that true?

Aragorn:

Aragorn: ………… I haven’t been able to find out yet…

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Saruman: Moria… You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.

Gimli: Wait, what do you mean too deep? We’re miners! We didn’t know there was a limit. Why is it too deep? Did the Balrog call dibs on that depth? We didn’t know there was a Balrog, why is it our fault that we awoke something evil that we didn’t know about? Talk about blaming the victim here. 

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Elrond: based on my understanding of the One Ring, we want a ringbearer who won’t be tempted to use the ring or powerful enough to do anything if they succumbed to it. 

Gandalf: so…like…a baby?

Elrond: exactly what I was thinking. But a baby will turn invisible if it puts the ring on, and no one would be able to find an invisible baby!

Gimli: not if it was a dwarven baby! it wouldn’t turn invisible.

Elrond: perfect! we need a dwarven baby to be our ringbearer. 

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Gimli: The hardest part of the quest? Aye, that was seeing the true beauty of the Lady Galadriel. As I said back then, I would have never come, had I known the danger of light and joy.

Frodo: The hardest part for me was probably being stabbed and poisoned by Shelob, or maybe by the Witch King. Or having my finger bitten off after I succumbed to the ring. It’s hard to pick.

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Galadriel: I grant you all this lembas. A small bite will sustain a man for a full day. 

Frodo: Wow, what gives them so much energy?

Galadriel: You know how dwarves are so hardy as a race?

Gimli: Yeah.

Galadriel: We put some dwarf meat in the bread. 

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Boromir: and if we fail, what then? What happens when Sauron takes back what’s his?

Gandalf: um, I head back to Valinor and leave you guys to deal with this?

Elrond: Ditto.

Legolas: Same. Gimli can join, too.

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My bio professor: I was looking over your exam. For the building blocks of DNA, you wrote “Aragorn, Theoden, Cirdan, and Gimli.”

Me: yeah I was being humorous, you know? The letters are the same, and –

My bio professor: I think you need to see the school psychologist, okay?

mistymovntains:

mistymovntains:

The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

mistymovntains:

mistymovntains:

The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

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