Category: dwarves

Another day of me standing in front of the annual Tolkien Society Conference entrence holding a sign reading “man + dwarf = hobbit.” None of the scholars will make eye contact with me but I know I’m right.

Galadriel: I grant you all this lembas. A small bite will sustain a man for a full day. 

Frodo: Wow, what gives them so much energy?

Galadriel: You know how dwarves are so hardy as a race?

Gimli: Yeah.

Galadriel: We put some dwarf meat in the bread. 

mistymovntains:

The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

mistymovntains:

The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

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ravcnsclaw:

Don’t leave me here alone.

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mistymovntains:

The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

mountainkinq:

claim? you have no claim over me!