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Bilbo: I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.

Gandalf: well you don’t look thin. Boom, roasted.

The Middle-Earth aesthetic | The Hobbit: An …

The Middle-Earth aesthetic |
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 

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The Middle-Earth aesthetic | The Hobbit: An …

The Middle-Earth aesthetic |
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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Tolkien was amazing at writing very serious and dramatic scenes that move the reader to tears, but please take a moment to read about Smaug noticing that Bilbo had stolen a single gold cup:

His rage passes description – the sort of rage that is only seen when
rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they
have long had but have never before used or wanted.

Not only is Tolkien a wonderful writer, but he also had a great sense of humor, and used it perfectly especially in the Hobbit. 

rosedewson: #when people ask me ‘what’s lord…

rosedewson:

#when people ask me ‘what’s lord of the rings/hobbit?’

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Beorn: In Mirkwood the wild things are dark, queer, and savage

Bilbo: what about the elves that also live there?

Beorn: I know what I said

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It’s a little disappointing that, when facing Shelob, Frodo didn’t use Bilbo’s advice and taunt her with “Attercop” and “Tomnoddy.”

rosedewson: #when people ask me ‘what’s lord…

rosedewson:

#when people ask me ‘what’s lord of the rings/hobbit?’

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Gandalf: I’m having a hard time finding someone for an adventure

Bilbo: yeah dude, why are you even in the Shire? You’re never going to find someone to go on an adventure around here.

Gandalf:

Bilbo: oh no.

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