Category: bilbo

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Bilbo wanted to get out of the shire back when he was turning 107, but it took him a long time to think of the “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve” line and he was adamant about saying something awesome before disappearing. 

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The Middle-Earth aesthetic | W i n t e r | The…

The Middle-Earth aesthetic | W i n t e r | The Shire

Happy winter!

The Middle-Earth aesthetic | W i n t e r | The…

The Middle-Earth aesthetic | W i n t e r | The Shire

Happy winter!

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Officially disinvited from the Tolkien Literature Society meeting after I argued that the Hobbit would have been better if it had opened with “It was a dark and stormy night.”

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To be honest, I’m not surprised that the Hobbit keeps all of the names simple. If I were handwriting a book with a quill, I’d rather write Lake Town than Esgaroth. Less chance of a typo, which means redoing the whole page. I didn’t see any Hobbit white-out on Bilbo’s desk. And no way am I writing Thranduil. Just say Elf King. 

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Bilbo: I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.

Gandalf: well you don’t look thin. Boom, roasted.