Denethor: All the East is moving. And even now the wind of thy hope cheats thee and wafts up Anduin a fleet with black sails. The West has failed.
Palantir: oh man, I totally tricked you. I got you, bro. April fools, dude, that’s secretly Aragorn! You’re gonna be so surprised when you find out! It’s gonna be great, and…oh, wait, you just killed yourself. Whoops.