Frodo, sitting down to write LotR: I never thought it would happen, but Bilbo’s money is running out. I wonder if there’s any way that I can make some extra cash with this book…


Frodo and Sam were walking though the Dead Marshes. “Sam, this place sure could use some Imladris CleanScent Spray, found at stores throughout Middle Earth. That stuff can remove even the strongest stenches of evil,” said Frodo.