My dad: when I turned on your faucet I noticed it makes a ton of noise as the water come out.
Me: yeah I think there’s some air in the pipes.
My dad: you want me to try and fix that? It’s pretty loud and screechy
Me: nope. I’m fine with it as it is.
My Dad: what? Why?
Me: it sounds like a nazgul.
My dad: *sigh*