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My dad: when I turned on your faucet I noticed it makes a ton of noise as the water come out.

Me: yeah I think there’s some air in the pipes.

My dad: you want me to try and fix that? It’s pretty loud and screechy

Me: nope. I’m fine with it as it is.

My Dad: what? Why?

Me: it sounds like a nazgul.

My dad: *sigh*