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christopher tolkien disovers another manuscript fandom, grab your thangorodrims

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when I find myself in times of trouble, alatar comes to me speaking words of wisdom

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I saw the face of god and it was sindar

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o the third kinslaying waddup

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The Fourth Age

Pippin: your majesty!

Aragorn: you don’t have to do that. Just call me Aragorn.

Merry: and pass up on a chance to call you your majesty? Not likely.

Pippin: *gesturing wildly* your excellence, this is madness. How could you suggest that?

Merry: your royal Aragornness, truly, we bow to thee.

Aragorn: please stop it.

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when no one was looking, elves took forty cakes.
they took 40 cakes.
that’s as many as four tens.
and that’s terrible.

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númenor and the tolkien estate files a lawsuit: get you a man who can do both

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are we human? or are we teleri?

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you’ve heard of the music of the ainur now get ready for maedhros looses a limb

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I know Gandalf is being nice when he tells Butterbur, “May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!” But what happens after those years? Does the beer just start to go downhill? What happens when all of the customers get angry and start going to other places? Either bless a place forever, or don’t bother.